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Fat-Catting the Grand Canyon, and the Meaning of the Universe.


Fat-Catting the Grand Canyon, and the Meaning of the Universe.

As a creek-monster, I've always been a bit nervous about Big Stuff. So
when Jack and Lauri invited me on a Grand Canyon trip, I hesitated for
about ten seconds. The adrenaline rush prompted me to say I'd run it in
my old Pack Cat. Lucky for me, the merciful and compassionate Jack offered
to bring a new Fat Cat along.

Being used to a Pack Cat, I thought the Fat Cat's 16" tubes might feel
clunky, but I was wrong. The Fat Cat is easy to maneuver, plus the larger
tubes give you the buoyancy to fly through lateral waves and
small-to-medium size holes that would gobble a Pack Cat.

With any solo paddle cat the trade-off is that it has to be narrow enough
to let you wield a kayak paddle, which makes it vulnerable to rolling. The
tactical side of this is that you have to scout your line to avoid twisty
hydraulics, and then hit waves, holes, etc. straight on. Unlike a kayaker,
you can't roll and pop back up. (But unlike a kayaker, you can a haul a
week's camping gear and still self-rescue in midstream.)

The second tactical key is that Jack's Pack Boats are light: you don't
have the momentum that big boats do, to mush through waves and holes. So
you have to paddle fearlessly into the jaws of the beast and break on
through. Momentum is the key to getting through big lateral waves, like
the arse-chompers in Specter in the Grand Canyon. (Jack was amazed that I
made it. So was I. )

The great thing about Pack Boats is that you can confidently maneuver
through tight slots and rock mazes that would be unthinkable in a big boat.
You can even pick 'em up and carry 'em over the scrapers. On popular
rivers with hard-to-draw permits, you can book low-water runs and have
sweet, leisurely, uncrowded trips. And when you're exploring, they
portage easily- just use a packframe to rig your gear (see the backpack pix
elsewhere on Jack's site).

Back to the Grand Canyon. We deflated the small boats at Unkar Creek (mile
72.5), above Hance Rapid. From there, through the closely-spaced big
rapids known as "Adrenaline Alley" we small boaters rode the big Jack's
Cats down to the end of Serpentine (mile 106). While I don't mind
swimming, I get tired of being fished out. But after being a mere
passenger, I was happy to re-inflate the Fat Cat, grip my paddle, and crank
up the thrill factor again.

What I love about Jack's Pack Boats is:
a) you're close to the water but light, like a flying fish;
b) you have a far greater choice of lines through a rapid than a big
boat;
c) when you hit a nice wave, you see sky between the tubes.

I nicknamed my Fat Cat "Airtime," because hitting big wavetrains feels like
ten or twelve Olympic ski-jumps in a row. No other whitewater boat FLIES
like that.

On our 18-day run, from Lee's Ferry to Diamond Creek, I spent 15 days in a
solo boat, mostly the Fat Cat, with a day and a half in a Cutthroat. The
Cutthroat's a beauty, too. Oars give you more power and control than a
paddle, and it stacks a lot of gear. So if I was taking an expedition to a
remote first descent , or choosing a rescue/support boat for high-stakes
kayaking, I'd have a Cutthroat.

But for sheer thrills (and adaptability) it's hard to beat a Fat Cat or
Pack Cat. You can take on any water from low and tight to smashingly big.
Not far from my house is a spring run through two whitewater canyons with a
stretch of pretty meandering cottonwood stream between. But the access,
is, well, difficult. So are the bugs at the put-in: it's not a good spot
to pump and rig. So I inflate my Pack Cat at the top, flip it up on one
shoulder, and dash (insofar as one can on a hellishly steep ballbearing
slope) down to the water.

I pop the Pack Cat into the river, jump on, and start paddling. Goodbye
bugs! I bless the day this particular idea popped into Jack's spooky
head.

Many rivers to run. So little time. (see P.S. below)

yrs, Chip

p.s. Never thought I'd give up my paddle for oars, but I just ordered a
stretch Flyer Cat, 19" diameter, 15 feet long, with double bottoms. I'm
building a breakdown frame that will rig from 66" to 72"wide. The fantasy
is a big-water play cat, and/or a support boat for those gorgeous, narrow,
rocky rivers like the Selway, Middle Fork Salmon, Bruneau, Owyhee,
Gunnison, and North Platte. Given lightweight camping gear, one could
easily support 4-6 kayak parasites. Or take Scarlett Johannson and luxury
gear. It all depends.





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